START YOUR DAY WITH A LAUGH…. GOD BLESS…
Letter from LHDN
This truly is a classic!!
True story…
A taxpayer called up the LHDN (Inland Revenue Board) in Terengganu, and asked for Form B. The LHDN clerk who answered the call asked for the address to send the form to. The conversation goes:
LHDN CLERK: “Boleh bagi alamat [...]
BACA DAHULU SEBELUM TENGOK GAMBAR
Gambar dilampirkan ini adalah satu bahan yang digunakan untuk satu kajianstress, di hospital St Marry, Birmingham , London….. lihat kedua dua dolphin yang melompat dari air tersebut, kedua dua dolphin tersebut sebenarnya serupa , penyelidik mendapati, jika seseorang itu mendapati kedua dua dolphin tersebut berbeza, bermakna ia telah stress,…………..lagi banyak perbezaan [...]
MADRID, Aug 23 (Reuters) – Real Madrid started talks with representativesfrom AC Milan on Wednesday to discuss a possible deal that would see thethree-times World Player of the Year Ronaldo return to Italy this season.
Real agreed to meet Milanvice-president Adriano Galliani and sporting director Ariedo Braida beforetheir pre-season match against Anderlecht atthe Bernabeu and [...]
* Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”… Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”
* Good girls never go after another girl’s man… Bad girls go after him AND his brother.
* Good girls wear white cotton panties… Bad girls don’t wear any.
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Di mana boleh cari ramai Melayu
Pastinya di Kelantan dan Trengganu
Dan juga di pasar malam dan pasar minggu
Di Akademi Fantasia dan Pesta Lagu
Di Jom Heboh orang Melayu berpusu-pusu
Di Sungai Buloh dan sebelum ini di Pudu
Dan di jalan, lumba haram tak buka lampu
Dan di selekoh duit rasuah depa sapu
Di pusat serenti akibat ketagih dadah dan candu
Di malam [...]
