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Letter from LHDN

START YOUR DAY WITH A LAUGH…. GOD BLESS…

Letter from LHDN
This truly is a classic!!

True story…

A taxpayer called up the LHDN (Inland Revenue Board) in Terengganu, and asked for Form B. The LHDN clerk who answered the call asked for the address to send the form to. The conversation goes:

LHDN CLERK: “Boleh bagi alamat encik?” (Can you give me your address?)

TAXPAYER: “Hantar ke Ranhill Worley.” (Send to Ranhill Worley)

LHDN CLERKI: “Ranhill… eja macam mana?” (err… How to spell Ranhill?)

TAXPAYER: “R.. for Rumah… A for Ayam.. N for Nangka… H for Holland… I for itik… L for lain-lain….” (spelling)

LHDN CLERK: “Ok.. nanti kami hantar ke alamat tu” (OK, we will send to that address…)

After waiting for a week, the form arrived – have a look at the address on the envelope!!!

Tags: England, Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs, Holland, Inland Revenue, malaysia, Spelling, Tax, Terengganu

Baca dulu sebelum tengok gamba

BACA DAHULU SEBELUM TENGOK GAMBAR

Gambar dilampirkan ini adalah satu bahan yang digunakan untuk satu kajianstress, di hospital St Marry, Birmingham , London….. lihat kedua dua dolphin yang melompat dari air tersebut, kedua dua dolphin tersebut sebenarnya serupa , penyelidik mendapati, jika seseorang itu mendapati kedua dua dolphin tersebut berbeza, bermakna ia telah stress,…………..lagi banyak perbezaan dilihat, lagi berat stress yangada pada mereka.

Jadi sesiapa yang melihat terlalu banyak perbezaanya, dinasihatkan kemasbarang , shutdown komputer dan balik untuk berehat……………………(See attached file: stress.jpg)

Tags: Anda Bohol, Birmingham, Kuala Lumpur, Law of Attraction, Medical school, Saya, Terima Kasih, Yang

Ronaldo exit to Milan

MADRID, Aug 23 (Reuters) – Real Madrid started talks with representativesfrom AC Milan on Wednesday to discuss a possible deal that would see thethree-times World Player of the Year Ronaldo return to Italy this season.

Real agreed to meet Milanvice-president Adriano Galliani and sporting director Ariedo Braida beforetheir pre-season match against Anderlecht atthe Bernabeu and talks are expected to continue late into the night.

Real Madridpresident Ramon Calderon said on Tuesday he would meet representatives from theItalian club.

The nine-times European champions are reported to wantaround 25 million euros for the Brazilstriker, who joined them for 45 million ($57.70 million) from Milan’s city rivals Inter in August 2002.

Real are aiming to get a preferential option to buy Milan’s Brazilianmidfielder Kaka included in the deal.

Ronaldo, who will turn 30 next month, has notched up 100goals since joining Real and has been the top scorer in each of his fourseasons at the club.

Real’s decision to sign Dutch striker Ruud van Nistelrooyfrom Manchester United and the arrival of Italian coach Fabio Capello arebelieved to have played an important part in the willingness of both the playerand the club to agree to a move.

Milanreceived an fresh injection of cash following the sale of Andriy Shevchenko to Chelsea for an estimated45 million euros and qualified for the group phase of the Champions League onTuesday.

lankapo: bye bye Ronaldowe dont need you anymore, we will wait for Kaka

technorati tags:ronaldo, exit, milan

Good Girl vs Bad Girl

* Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”… Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”
* Good girls never go after another girl’s man… Bad girls go after him AND his brother.
* Good girls wear white cotton panties… Bad girls don’t wear any.
* Good girls wax their floors… Bad girls wax their bikini lines.
* Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot… Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.
* Good girls make chicken for dinner… Bad girls make reservations
* Good girls blush during bedrooms scenes in movies… Bad girls know they could do better
* Good girls never consider sleeping with the boss… Bad girls never do either, unless he’s very, very rich.
* Good girls believe they’re not fully dressed without a strand of pearls… Bad girls believe that they are fully dressed with JUST a strand of pearls.
* Good girls love Italian food… Bad girls love Italian waiters.
* Good girls prefer the missionary position… Bad girls do too-when acting out a “virgin” fantasy.
* Good girls pack their toothbrush… Bad girls pack their diaphragms.
* Good girls save for a rainy day… Bad girls save for a Chanel suit.
* Good girls own only one credit card and rarely use it… Bad girls own only one bra and rarely use it.
* Good girls wear high heels to work… Bad girls wear high heels to bed.
* Good girls think the office is the wrong place to have a romance… Bad girls think NO place is the wrong place.
* Good girls have stocks… Bad girls have stockbrokers.
* Good girls collect silk shirts… Bad girls collect chiffon teddies.
* Good girls just say no… Bad girls just say when.
* Good girls never do “it” on the first date… Bad girls wait to see what kind of car he’s driving.
* Good girls read best-sellers… Bad girls sleep with their authors.
* Good girls write condolence notes… Bad girls marry the widower.

Malays Rather Have Pleasure Than Pressure?

Di mana boleh cari ramai Melayu

Pastinya di Kelantan dan Trengganu

Dan juga di pasar malam dan pasar minggu

Di Akademi Fantasia dan Pesta Lagu

Di Jom Heboh orang Melayu berpusu-pusu

Di Sungai Buloh dan sebelum ini di Pudu

Dan di jalan, lumba haram tak buka lampu

Dan di selekoh duit rasuah depa sapu

Di pusat serenti akibat ketagih dadah dan candu

Di malam kemerdekaan dan malam tahun baru

Terkinja-kinja best giler menari macam hantu

Apa hobi orang Melayu

Terkenal dengan budaya malas dan lesu

Berlepak buang masa tak jemu-jemu

Atau baca majalah Mastika cerita hantu

Tengok telenovela dari Filipina dan Peru

Sambil makan junk food kacang dan muruku

Mana tak gendut berpenyakit selalu

Kalau nak berlagak melayu nombor satu

Asal bergaya sanggup makan nasi dan toyu

Boleh tak jumpa mereka di kedai buku

Atau di perpustakaan dan majlis ilmu

Atau ambil kelas kemahiran di hujung minggu

Ada tapi kurang sangat ke situ

Kenapa Melayu jadi begitu

Nak salahkan sapa ibubapa atau guru

Pemimpin negara atau raja dulu-dulu

Ayat lazim di mulut ialah malas selalu

Nak harap kerajaan saja bantu

Terutama sekali kontraktor kelas satu

Tak habis-habis gaduh nak jatuh sapa dulu

Dan suka sangat dengan budaya mengampu

Sampai bila kita nak tunggu

Bangsa Melayu jadi bangsa termaju

Boleh, dengan beberapa syarat tertentu

Pertama dengan banyak menguasai ilmu

Kata nabi ikutlah al Quran dan sunnah ku

AlQuran yang diturunkan 1400 tahun dulu

tapi apakah yang kita tahu,cuma baca nak halau hantu

Wasallam

technorati tags:malays